1. A daily selfie is your daily affirmation.
2. Which means your camera roll aways looks like this:
My camera roll after a trying to take a decent Instagram selfie...💁
3. Sometimes though, a selfie just won't do, so you're always getting other people to take pictures of you.
4. Whenever you pose for the camera, you pull your "signature move".
5. And you always make sure to check the photo afterwards in case it's not absolutely perfect.
6. Because your worst nightmare is being tagged in an unflattering photo.
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THIS? HOW MANY???
7. But you'll happily put up an unflattering photo of your friend as long as you look good.
8. You've been known to stalk your own social media profiles.
9. And your top moments are always, yep you guessed it, selfies.
10. When someone pays you a compliment you accept it without embarrassment.
11. And you'll happily display pictures of yourself anywhere you can.
12. Sometimes you get distracted by your own good looks.
13. And you can't help taking a long, lingering look at your reflection every time your pass a mirror.
14. So it's safe to say getting ready takes some time.
15. Which means people around you are always making this face:
16. They just don't get that if you don't look flawless, you're not leaving the house.
17. If on the rare occasion you do have to go out looking less than perfect, you will hope and pray no one notices you.
18. Sometimes you'll hold back on your emotions to quite literally save face.
19. From time to time, you do wonder if you go a little overboard.
20. But then you get distracted again...
21. You're just always feeling yourself and there isn't any shame in that.
