1.
Everything around you seems to remind you of your ex.
2.
So you're constantly fighting the urge to text them, even if it's something innocent.
3.
You find yourself stalking them every day on Facebook, wondering if they've moved on.
4.
So your mates are hell-bent on getting you back on the, um, horse.
5.
But going out on the piss always ends up the same...
6.
So you toy with Tinder until you come across shit like this, and decide it needs to be BURNED WITH FIRE.
7.
Because let's face it, you're not about that life right now.
8.
But putting yourself back on the market requires effort.
9.
And trying something new always comes with the risk that you are going to look absolutely fucking terrible.
10.
So you find yourself crawling back to former hook-ups, because that's a safe and easy option.
11.
Except when you find out that they are no longer single.
13.
Sometimes you just want to bang everyone in sight.
14.
But since you haven't flirted in an absolute age, you come across looking cray as fuck.
15.
Whenever you see PDA a little piece of you dies.
16.
And everyone else who were single before seem to all be shacked up.
17.
With all of the new free time on your hands you find yourself doing lots of things alone.
18.
And listening to sad love songs, applying every lyric to your break-up.
19.
You suddenly realise that no one else wants to hear about your mundane day and that you ate two sandwiches at lunch.
20.
And so you start to become just a tad more cynical about life.
21.
Most of the time though, you're just a bit emotionally confused.
But like everything, a little time and patience makes everything clear.
