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How Much Of A Stingy Bastard Are You?

You’re in the pub with your workmates and you’ve yet to buy a round. Do you:

You’ve just had a lovely dinner with some old friends you haven’t seen in a while. The bill comes and everyone agrees to split it equally for ease. Do you:

You’ve been invited to a house party and they've asked that you bring a bottle of something as a contribution. Do you:

You’re eating your second packet of McCoys and your Mum complains that she is starving, do you:

It’s your best mate’s birthday and you’re going round for celebrations. What do you turn up with?

You’re on a date and it’s your turn to go to the bar. They’ve asked for the “same again”, a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc that costs SEVEN quid. Do you:

Your kind mate is picking you up from the airport and needs change for parking. Do you:

You’re in a taxi with three of your mates on the way to a club. The metre stops at £21.80. Do you:

You’re sitting on the toilet having a long, relaxing poo and you’ve realised you’ve used the last of the toilet roll. Do you:

Your colleague has just had a beautiful little baby and there’s a collection going round to buy her a nice present. Do you:

Some nice old ladies from the local church have organised a bake sale, with all proceeds going to charitable causes. They have asked that you simply donate “whatever you feel is appropriate”. Do you:

You'll do anything to avoid paying for shit, and your mates always say your purse strings are pulled too tightly. People try to dodge you at the pub because they know you don't respect the unwritten rules, but you're a bloody sly one. Mostly people let you get away with it though, because you're cheeky and annoyingly lovable.

You're a right stingy bastard

You much prefer the term frugal or thrifty, stingy is probably too strong for what you do. It's not that you don't want to pay for things, you just don't want to OVERPAY. Problem is, your idea of what things are worth is totally off, so sometimes you come across like a right cheapskate. A piece of advice: just stop give people your fucking pennies, OK?

You're a frugal f\*cker

You know what things are worth and you would never want someone to be out of pocket. You believe everyone should pay what they owe, but sometimes you go a bit overboard with your precision, especially when you start getting into fucking decimal numbers...

You're fair and square

People fucking love you because you're so generous and you don't get caught up in who owes who, oh no, you just want everyone to be happy! And happy they are, because you're the one who ends up paying for bloody everything!

You're a generous mug

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