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31 Intellectual Breakthroughs From Inside The Shower

The shower: home of almost all Eureka! moments. Even Archimedes had his bathtub breakthroughs. All credit to the philosophers over at /r/showerthoughts on Reddit.

1.

When you drink alcohol, you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

2.

Bisexual girls could alternatively be called “more-or-less-bians”.

3.

If Katniss and Peeta from The Hunger Games were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would be Katpee or Peeniss.

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Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.

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“Strap-on” spelled backwards is “no parts”.

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Childbirth is literally an emergency.

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There should be an optional “people are sleeping” button on the microwave to stop all the extra loud beeping.

8.

If I throw around large amounts of shredded bread on public property, my proximity to ducks determines whether or not I’m littering.

9.

I wonder if therer are any times on the clock that I have never seen.

10.

If jobs say “must be fluent in Mandarin”, why don’t they post the entire ad in Mandarin? That way, only genuinely fluent people could apply.

11.

The first person who copied someone was in fact very original.

12.

I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.

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When you say “forward” or “back”, your lips move in those directions.

14.

The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

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In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

16.

“Dog food lid” backwards is “Dildo of God”.

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A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.

18.

Minivans have sliding doors so children don’t open them into other cars.

19.

I probably don’t know that you exist.

20.

50% of Canada is the letter ‘A’.

21.

“Act naturally” is an oxymoron.

22.

Google is like CTRL+F for the entire Internet.

23.

Everything I cook literally turns out to be shit.

24.

Humans have a sixteen-hour battery life.

25.

Nothing is on fire; fire is on things.

26.

The phrase “I love you too” can be written as “I love you <3” as well.

27.

“My entire life has been leading up to this moment” is always true.

28.

Pixar’s Cars is literally a car toon.

29.

Facebook is a Pokédex for people.

30.

It’s really dark inside you.

31.

The letter b in the word “subtle”, is.

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