If Katniss and Peeta from The Hunger Games were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would be Katpee or Peeniss.
There should be an optional “people are sleeping” button on the microwave to stop all the extra loud beeping.
If I throw around large amounts of shredded bread on public property, my proximity to ducks determines whether or not I’m littering.
I wonder if therer are any times on the clock that I have never seen.
If jobs say “must be fluent in Mandarin”, why don’t they post the entire ad in Mandarin? That way, only genuinely fluent people could apply.
The first person who copied someone was in fact very original.
When you say “forward” or “back”, your lips move in those directions.
The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
Minivans have sliding doors so children don’t open them into other cars.
“Act naturally” is an oxymoron.
Google is like CTRL+F for the entire Internet.
Nothing is on fire; fire is on things.
The phrase “I love you too” can be written as “I love you <3” as well.
“My entire life has been leading up to this moment” is always true.
Pixar’s Cars is literally a car toon.
It’s really dark inside you.
The letter b in the word “subtle”, is.