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    Gift Buying Guide For Someone Who Has Everything

    Happy Holidays y'all!

    ReginaFangenson
    by ReginaFangenson

    Community Contributor

    1. Canned Unicorn Meat

    thinkgeek.com

    Everyone's gotta eat... & Magic in every bite! Honestly, who has time to hunt fresh unicorns all the time?

    2. The Yodelling Pickle

    amazon.com

    Simply brilliant, Pickle + Yodelling? Should be one of Oprah's favorite things....

    3. Racing Grannys

    bluw.com

    Hours (literally) of entertainment, & I've always wondered how fast granny May and Granny Caroline could go...

    4. Emergency Underpants

    mcphee.com

    Sh*t happens... One should always have a box of emergency underpants on hand.

    5. Control A Man - Remote Control

    amazon.com

    Finally, we can have it all!

    6. Michael Jordan BBQ Sauce

    View this video on YouTube
    buzzfeed.com

    Adds delicious!

    7. A Private Island

    privateislandsonline.com

    Because why not?

    8. Real Snake In Glass Skull Vodka Bottle

    ebay.com

    COOLEST. GIFT. EVER!!!!

    9. Fanny Bank

    asseenontv.com

    Ffffrrtttt... legit reason to dig under the cushions & search all your coat pockets.

    10. Minor Miracle Mug

    fredandfriends.com

    Give the gift of miracle this holiday season... Just add coffee! Or chocolate... or... I guess any type of dark colored beverage would work...

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