1.
No one told you life was gonna be this way.
4.
Your love life is DOA.
5.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
6.
It hasn't been your day.
10.
You're still in bed at 10.
12.
You burned your breakfast.
13.
So far, things are going great.
14.
Your mother warned you there would be days like these.
15.
The world has brought you to your knees.
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I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
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I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
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I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me, too.
