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24 Hilarious Puns That Only English Nerds Will Understand

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1. Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?

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Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?

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2. But how can you tell that this question is not pregnant?

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But how can you tell that this question is not pregnant?

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3. What would you find in Charles Dickens’ kitchen?

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What would you find in Charles Dickens' kitchen?

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4. What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar?

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What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar?

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5. Why are apostrophes terrible to date?

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Why are apostrophes terrible to date?

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6. How did Charlotte Brontë make it easier for everyone to breathe?

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How did Charlotte Brontë make it easier for everyone to breathe?

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7. Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms?

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Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms?

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8. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

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9. Why is John Milton terrible to invite to game nights?

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Why is John Milton terrible to invite to game nights?

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10. Why do words, phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court?

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Why do words, phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court?

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11. What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?

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What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?

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12. What makes “Civil Disobedience” such a great essay?

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What makes "Civil Disobedience" such a great essay?

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13. How does Voltaire like his apples?

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How does Voltaire like his apples?

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14. What do writers eat for breakfast?

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What do writers eat for breakfast?

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15. What was Socrates’ favorite thing to mold?

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What was Socrates' favorite thing to mold?

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16. Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?

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Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?

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17. Why was Odysseus in such a rush to get home?

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Why was Odysseus in such a rush to get home?

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18. How do you make a copyeditor vomit?

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How do you make a copyeditor vomit?

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19. Which 13th century Persian poet is best to live with?

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Which 13th century Persian poet is best to live with?

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20. Which author is often mistaken for an artificially built water source?

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Which author is often mistaken for an artificially built water source?

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21. What do you call a treehouse that kids can only play in when their parents are around?

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What do you call a treehouse that kids can only play in when their parents are around?

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22. What was Walt Whitman’s favorite breakfast cereal?

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What was Walt Whitman's favorite breakfast cereal?

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23. Why do writers constantly feel cold?

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Why do writers constantly feel cold?

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24. And what’s the best way to get an English major in the mood?

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And what's the best way to get an English major in the mood?

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