2. Aaaand he looks even better not in it.
5. He’ll keep your secrets because like… His job has made him really good at that.
7. He’s got your back in literally any physical altercation.
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8. Because cops are sometimes pretty good at that kinda thing.
9. And he’ll hold his own in a trash-talk showdown, too.
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10. Despite having worked on a billion cases, his heart is so big that he gets emotionally invested in each one.
11. Just like he’ll get emotionally invested in you.
12. Things will never get boring, because he’s totally into the chase.
13. He has a 97% case closure rate… So you can trust him to solve the mysteries of your heart.
15. He knows that you’re strong and independent and can take care of yourself.
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17. And make sacrifices for you.
18. Seriously, there is nobody more loyal. Anywhere.
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21. So he believes, philosophically, in pleasing you.
24. Being a cop and all, he’s licensed to wield more than one kind of weapon.
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25. And, although there’s absolutely nothing mysterious about wanting some Stabler in your life…
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