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This kid, who already knows what your real problem is.
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And this whippersnapper who'll be laughing all the way to the ______.
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And this visionary who has found a foolproof response to any "true or false" question.
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If honesty is always the right answer, this is an A+.
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Everyone stop. We've found the next Mozart.
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I hope this teacher got fired because, as they say, love is the answer.
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Anyone who is this charming, even in times of adversary.
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And this precocious social scientist.
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Nobody can claim she didn't "name the quadrilaterals."
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This kid who knows that calculus is really politics in disguise.
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And this future Miley.
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This kid who knows that what Sam really needs is a doctor.
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And this little girl who proves that you don't have to be old to know the secrets to joy and success.
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Meet Aiden, the most honest child of all time.
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And this kid, giving Aiden a run for his money.
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Even if "???" isn't the correct answer, Steeven Viel deserves full credit for snark.
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Skip med school. I trust this child to diagnose me.
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Some kids are so smart that their genius is totally incomprehensible to us mere mortals.
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This chemistry prodigy, who will undoubtedly change the world.
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This dinosaur specialist, who has uncovered the very real threat of face-stabbing.
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This kid who knows what the brain should actually be called.
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And this genius, who knows the only right answer to the most important question of all.
