1. You’re never the one in trouble, even when you definitely should be.
3. All the fashion experiments are carried out on your lesser-loved siblings.
7. You get away with shirking your chores because you don’t have to earn love, you just get it.
10. Your family’s best-kept secret is that you got a higher allowance.
11. Even the family pet senses the household bias and loves you more.
14. You get the first serving of everything, be it baked goods or family gossip.
16. When you and your siblings disagree about something, your word is gospel. Even if you’re blatantly wrong.
18. You see right through the “we love you both equally!” lie.
19. Shopping sprees always revolve around you, while the lesser sibz wait outside the dressing room.
20. You get to go about life carefree, knowing that you are loved (more) unconditionally.
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