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Salman Khan Wrote The Incredible Lyrics Of Your New Favourite Song

Kind of.

1. Hello, reader!

2. How’s it going?

5. OK, enough small-talk.

6. We’re gathered here today to discuss something very important.

Hmmmmmmmm

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

seriously?

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

8. Yes. So, everyone knows that Salman Khan, Bollywood’s shirtless patron saint, is a legend for several reasons.

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100%

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

10. What you may not know is that underneath this perfectly greased and sculpted exterior beats a gentle, poetically inclined heart.

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Arre I am telling u

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

12. And as Bhai’s 7 million followers know, he often turns to Twitter to express his inner Shakespeare:

Thought for the day . Hmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh , jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho .

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

Thought for today , aaj bhi kuch mat socho .

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

14. In fact, one of the greatest injustices of our time is that nobody has set these incredible words to song.

Yeh kya hai

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

for those who dont understand hindi should i tweet this in english too ?

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

Wat is this

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

17. It’s an outrage.

I agree

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

And then .............

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

19. Enter All India Bakchod, India’s foremost goofballs, and the only people brave enough to rise to the herculean challenge of setting Bhai’s profundities to music.

Sub theek ho jaega

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

Wanna sho u sum thing .

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

21. Ready to have your life changed forever by an artistic masterpiece?

Sure . 100% gonna see it .

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

22. OK, OK. Without further ado, here’s AIB’s hilarious “Raag Salman”:

23. Thank you, bakchods, for this immeasurable contribution to the music industry.

HAI NA ? ITS AN OUTSTANDING TRACK

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

Ya it's a nice song na .

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

25. And for your dedication to enriching this nation’s culture as a whole.

So happy fr india

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

26. Thank you all for watching.

Thank u , appreciate it . Glad u guys liked it .

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

27. This has been fun. Goodbye.

Aur kya ? Hmmmmmmmm ? Kuch nahi . challo u guys take care .

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)

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Rega Jha is the editor of BuzzFeed India and is based in Mumbai.
 
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