Salman Khan Wrote The Incredible Lyrics Of Your New Favourite Song

Kind of.

1. Hello, reader!

2. How’s it going?

5. OK, enough small-talk.

6. We’re gathered here today to discuss something very important.

Hmmmmmmmm

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

seriously?

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

8. Yes. So, everyone knows that Salman Khan, Bollywood’s shirtless patron saint, is a legend for several reasons.

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100%

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

10. What you may not know is that underneath this perfectly greased and sculpted exterior beats a gentle, poetically inclined heart.

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Arre I am telling u

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

12. And as Bhai’s 7 million followers know, he often turns to Twitter to express his inner Shakespeare:

Thought for the day . Hmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh , jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho .

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

Thought for today , aaj bhi kuch mat socho .

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

14. In fact, one of the greatest injustices of our time is that nobody has set these incredible words to song.

Yeh kya hai

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

for those who dont understand hindi should i tweet this in english too ?

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

Wat is this

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

17. It’s an outrage.

I agree

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

And then .............

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

19. Enter All India Bakchod, India’s foremost goofballs, and the only people brave enough to rise to the herculean challenge of setting Bhai’s profundities to music.

Sub theek ho jaega

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

Wanna sho u sum thing .

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

21. Ready to have your life changed forever by an artistic masterpiece?

Sure . 100% gonna see it .

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

22. OK, OK. Without further ado, here’s AIB’s hilarious “Raag Salman”:

23. Thank you, bakchods, for this immeasurable contribution to the music industry.

HAI NA ? ITS AN OUTSTANDING TRACK

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

Ya it's a nice song na .

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

25. And for your dedication to enriching this nation’s culture as a whole.

So happy fr india

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

26. Thank you all for watching.

Thank u , appreciate it . Glad u guys liked it .

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

27. This has been fun. Goodbye.

Aur kya ? Hmmmmmmmm ? Kuch nahi . challo u guys take care .

— BeingSalmanKhan (@Salman Khan)

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