1. For starters, every meeting is a struggle to stay awake.
2. Your coworkers are straight up kamineys.
3. Seriously, most things they say leave you staring like:
when someone says they hate Harry Potter
4. You and your boss never, ever, ever see eye-to-eye.
5. Sometimes you think you're allergic to this job because you're literally always sick.
6. It's so stressful, you've tried every possible way to relax.
7. You have no privacy. I mean, can anyone have a conversation around here without a Sting showing up?
8. People keep quitting around you and it really makes you think.
9. I mean, even your former BFF has moved on. Makes you wonder why you're still here.
10. You feel yourself slowly losing your mind.
11. You're running out of creative ways to smile and wave and pretend everything is OK.
12. You entered this job with krantikari hopes and dreams, but betrayal after betrayal has left you exhausted.
13. You find yourself desperate to leave as early as possible, as often as possible.
14. And, most troubling of all, every time you get a promotion, it's followed by an overwhelming urge to resign.
