3. According to some Tumblr users, a “real woman” is one who wears many hats.
7. According to one Instagram user, a real woman preps her man every time he leaves the house.
8. All with the noble intent of making him come back eventually.
10. If you consult with Urban Dictionary, a real woman comes with a particular anatomy.
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11. Yahoo Answers adds that she is in between chubby and skinny. “A good example is Snooki.”
12. AskMen.com stipulates that she is “sensual, gentle and nurturing.” She is not a “ball-busting feminist.”
13. And this guy on Mancouch.com thinks she must own at least one apron and several thank-you cards.
14. According to some Twitter users, a real woman loves her man.
Now that you know how the internet defines a “real woman,” it’s time for you to take a pop quiz.
Hope you’ve been paying attention, because those were a lot of requirements…
Think about it carefully, because this is literally the only question that matters.
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