Buzz·Posted on Aug 7, 201317 Definitions Of A "Real Woman," As Told By The InternetTurns out that in a lot of corners of the World Wide Web, it definitely isn't 2013 yet.by Rega JhaBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. A real woman always expresses her love. 2. Sometimes even of her own volition. 3. According to some Tumblr users, a "real woman" is one who wears many hats. 4. One of her roles is to act as an alarm clock for her man. 5. Elsewhere on the internet, a woman is one who "waits." 6. After all, a real woman is discerning. 7. According to one Instagram user, a real woman preps her man every time he leaves the house. 8. All with the noble intent of making him come back eventually. 9. And she helps her man grow. View this photo on Instagram 10. If you consult with Urban Dictionary, a real woman comes with a particular anatomy. 11. Yahoo Answers adds that she is in between chubby and skinny. "A good example is Snooki." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. AskMen.com stipulates that she is "sensual, gentle and nurturing." She is not a "ball-busting feminist." 13. And this guy on Mancouch.com thinks she must own at least one apron and several thank-you cards. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. According to some Twitter users, a real woman loves her man. 15. According to this Instagram, he is her primary responsibility. 16. So, obviously, she helps her man get it all. 17. And, lest we forget, a real woman has a unique taste. Now that you know how the internet defines a "real woman," it's time for you to take a pop quiz. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Hope you've been paying attention, because those were a lot of requirements... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Think about it carefully, because this is literally the only question that matters. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF