1. “I’m so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away.”
3. “I’m extremely well-read and litter-ate. My favorite book is The Great Catsby. I also don’t mind Of Mice And Men.”
6. “Don’t mind me. Just baskin’ in my own pawesomeness.”
7. “Call me Meowley Cyrus, because I can’t stop and I won’t stop.”
9. “I mustache you a question. Aren’t these cat’s whiskers just the cat’s whiskers?”
11. “Yeah, I’m a pretty great writer. They call me J.R.R. Tolkitten.”
12. “I’m a yoga master. Look at this perfect cataranga.”
14. “Are you tailing me? Well, I hear imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.”
15. “I’m so tall, I could climb the highest meowntain.”
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