1. You look at every wastebasket and see a hoop.
2. You evaluate your favorite bands by the height of their vertical leap.
4. You seize every opportunity to make a behind-the-back no-look pass.
6. This is your idea of a perfect Saturday afternoon… and Sunday afternoon.
9. This is your delusional fantasy of a girlfriend.
10. And this is your delusional fantasy of a pet.
13. You’re not ashamed to go hard at any family member who gets in your way.
14. And you set brutal picks… ALWAYS.*
*Yeah, this is a moving pick, but you only get that call in college and the pros.