Am I the only one who thought of the movie Office Space when I saw #6?!? “Maybe if she’s lucky, I’ll show her my ‘O’ face…Oh! Oh! Oh!” LOL! I love that movie!
Boiled peanuts!!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm…I could eat a whole pot of them in one sitting!
Even though I said we’ve been friends since we were kids… You got: Leslie and Ann
Just like Parks and Recreation’s Leslie Knope and Ann Perkins, you and your best friend became best friends unexpectedly — it took a while for you to find each other, but now that you have, you can’t imagine life before you did. You’re crazy about each other. Silly Buzzfeed doesn’t know shit about me and my BFF! :-)
That’s not a Birkin.
I Live to Eat not Eat to Live: The Story of the Girl who Wanted to Taste Everything
The higher the heels, the closer to God! Heels forever!!!
Why isn’t Howard Stern an option on what I listen to when driving to work?!? Waaaah! Baba Booey!!!! <3
Actually, I’m from West Virginia, Mr. Know-It-All. Have you not heard of Red Sox Nation?!?
Is Kanye taking a page out of Dog’s fashion bible? What’s next, the long, blonde, mullet?
Riviera Maya is not the body of water; it’s the area. That’s like saying, “She wanted to jump into the Grand Strand,” if she were in the Myrtle Beach, SC area rather than the Atlantic Ocean. The body of water off Riviera Maya is actually the Caribbean Sea. Nevertheless, props to her for finding a small piece of solace in an unimaginably sad situation.
Having to play Spellevator for most of computer lab before you could play Oregon Trail and lose your ox while fording the river. Then, reading the epitaphs along the way and laughing because they said something to the effect of, “Your mom’s butt smells.” Also, what about film strips?!? Everyone wanted to be the one who turned the film dial to advance it when the tape beeped.
What a sweet man!
Mark Dawson from the Facebook feedback - It seems to me from reading your plethora of comments that you, sir, are homophobic (at the least). Funny…a majority of gay people are born from heterosexual couples. Wow! That must mean heterosexual couples are not as perfect as you portray them to be (that is, if you think homosexuality is wrong). Further, since I feel you do seem to think homosexuality is so wrong, perhaps you should quit breeding to ensure there isn’t a possibility of another gay person entering this world. (Although, secretly, I wish you would stop breeding so there isn’t another close-minded hatemonger in this world instead.) <3 a straight, gay supporter
I always wish I could be a judge on Top Chef, but I cannot stand blue cheese; anything coconut; olives; and any type of melon including cucumbers, watermelon, cantaloupe, and honeydew. I wouldn’t be able to impartially judge any dish with one of these ingredients. LOL!
What about vegetable lasagna?!?
One more thing, I think you are confused with your points numbered four and five. I could have sworn it wasn’t us “Liberal Fools” but the Republican Party who wants to give a clump of cells the identity of being “a person” and protect “it’s” rights. Just sayin’…
My question is this, if you’re such a closed-minded bigot, why did you choose to read an article with the word “Androgynous” in the title?!? Oh, that’s right, you’re obviously a Right Wing nut, and everybody knows, you’re not the sharpest tools in the box - you probably didn’t know what androgynous meant. You can crawl back under your rock now; I promise we won’t miss you here in the land of the FREE.
Here you go! :-)
I love this! Every time I see someone yell, “Illuminati!” on the internet, I think to myself…Really?!? You’re so worried about some non-existent secret society when corporations and the 1% are blatantly buying politicians and elections. They convince the American people to vote against their own interests by preying on their ignorance and latent racism and sexism. Not to mention the way these same people use ridiculous scare tactics and blatant lies in order to further expand their wealth. Talk about sheep! It’s no coincidence the reddest states take the most public assistance - they’re the biggest victims to this whole Koch Brothers and Fox News machine. Wake the fuck up, people! While you get poorer and more desperate, your boy Limbaugh only gets fatter (literally and financially) along with all of his other cronies who are laughing their way to the bank on your back.