Fast and Easy way to make a PB&J.
Step 1- Yell, “Hey woman, make me a sandwich!”
Step 2- Backhand if necessary
Step 3- Repeat steps 1 and 2 until full

isn’t this basically a DIY uncrustable?

Like assholes, everybody has a favorite PB&J, but it’s indisputable that Skippy brand peanut butter is friggin’ nasty. Seriously, that sandwich has the Cadillac of jam and the Yugo of peanut butter on it. Also, for a real taste sensation, try peanut butter and bacon on toast. Mmmmm… bacon.

Wow thanks for the recipe! I would never know…

Wrong! Peanut butter on one slice, then place on plate. Then jelly on one slice; place on top of first slice. Then place jelly on other side of top slice. Then peanut butter on a third slice; place on top. So it goes like this: BREAD
peanut butter
jelly
BREAD
jelly
peanut butter
BREAD. Does the center slice get soggy with jelly/jam? Of course. But the bread you actually handle while eating the sandwich is fine and it lets you maintain an appropriate PB:J ratio unlike the unholy monstrosity pictured above.

PB on toast, yes. Jelly, no thanks.

Is this not completely obvious? What a waste :)

Cream Cheese & Jelly FTW!

Its best when the bread is 1. potato bread and 2. slighty toasted. Apply the peanut butter when bread is still hot, so it melts a little. Pour a nice glass of chocolate milk…Perfection!

“I’m going to have some peanut butter and jam.” - Uncle Bryn

i am having a PB&J craving for lunch today! too bad i don’t have any PB or J in my house.

I don’t get the American obsession with PB & J o_O I’d have to start eating these more myself

Dad always mixed the PB and jelly together before spreading it on the sandwich. THAT is a perfect PBJ. Something about the flavor of the jelly and PB changes when you stir it up….better than the pre-mixed stuff!

i am almost 40 and i could eat pb&j every day of my life. i *don’t*, but i sure could. but it has to be peter pan creamy, and smucker’s strawberry preserves.

a thick coating of peanut butter on one slice and a medium coating of jelly on the other…..and it has to be on fresh bread…. perfection

I don’t get the Mother Goose reference…

this has to be an american thing. so gross. jelly is jam where i come from

French bread, cut in half, peanut butter and jelly on each side, eat open faced, feel like a grown up.