The way to keep an afair under wraps isn't to disappear for 5 days. I was hoping for something way more creative than this.

Jesus christ, are all politicians slutty?

another opposite marriage destroyed by the possibility of same-sex marriage.

Marriage is sacred!* * Except if cheat on your wife with a woman from Argentina (Sanford R-SC)
* Except if cheat on your wife with a cop in an airport bathroom stall (Craig R-ID)
* Except if cheat on your wife with an woman you employ, double her salary and hire her husband too (Ensign R-NV)
* Except if cheat on your wife with with hooker because you like to get your freak on wearing diapers (Vitter R-LA). Void where prohibited. Offer not valid Iowa, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Connecticut.

Rat bastard. Why can't these guys keep it in their pants?

'Wife: still unconcerned' = fuck that cheating bastard. We knew it was affair-ridden but the South America part is a surprise from a Republican.

This is what it would be like if Don Draper was a governor.

He just stepped on his 2012 presidential bid hopes with his hiking boots.

Might be time for South Carolina pimps to do a quick inventory.

Nevermind the scandal, it appears that he is standing in front of a giant chocolate coin.

So the staff knows he's hiking but his wife doesn't?

My money is on rehab or the nut-house.