I second/third/whatevs the call for a FAKE tag. Bash.org should be considered a site for creative writing.

fake or not, I still lol'd

Gosh, what absolutely perfect capitalization, grammar, and punctuation. You wouldn't expect someone who would do something like and is in a high-stress situation to have perfect typing…

Here here I second the call for a FAKE tag and feel free to throw in the sometimes useful LAME tag while you're at it

fake story isnt even all that funny. pretty lame.

“Fake” tag, please! Booo-oooohhhh-ooohhh-GUS!

Soap doesn't “burn” a vagina. What do you think we wash ourselves with? Where is the fake tag when you need it?

Can we get a fake tag?

really old. came across this at least 2 months ago. still really weird.

Sweet monkey jeebus on a pogo stick - all I can say is, how f*ing stupid do you have to be? How does one *not* know something so basic? If this is really true (not that I believe it is), then this is certainly a case of justifiable homicide.

Oh the cries for help come out in strange ways.

boo buzzfeed, boo.

I think this “EW” too. Fuck your 3 badge limit. With Dove soap.