wait a minute…. she only “Suggests” a threesome? no follow through? thats a very disappointing life in my book.

I feel really, REALLY bad for any 15-year-old whose fantasy includes “pleasant commute,” “recognition from superiors” and/or “work out.” I mean, really? No “fight off dinosaur invasion?”

I want to go to there.

someone is going to be VERY disappointed when he grows up…

Huh, that's pretty much my life. WIN