
How to Make a Nigerian Money Scammer Go Away
Not only will this method drive off scammers, it should pay off big if it turns out you're corresponding with a REAL Nigerian prince.
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Reminds me of my live chat with a Nigerian Scammer.
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I have a special auto-responder set up that automatically sends a fake message from the United States Secret Service Financial Crimes Division any time I receive a message that includes the word Nigeria.
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Good day,
My name is FATIMA,daughter of late President João Bernardo {Nino} Vieira from Guinea-Bissau, West Africa who was slain in our palace early Monday morning March 2, 2009 by group of soldiers. I have a Business Proposal for you to handle with my brother & I from your country. I will need you to assist us in executing this Business Project from South-Africa to your country for an investment. Subject: GREETINGS BACK TO YOU, AMAZING NEW FRIEND!!!
To: fatime.jvieira@gmail.com FATIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BUSINESS PROPOSITIONS FROM STRANGERS! AND, I'D LOVE TO INVEST IN WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO OFFER!! SORRY I DIDN'T CALL YOU, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE MY PHONE IS ONE OF THE MANY DEVICES IN MY APARTMENT THAT CAN READ MY THOUGHTS AND IS CURRENTLY TRACKING MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, FUCKING ASSHOLE TOASTER!!!!). DO TELL ABOUT YOUR OFFER, 'CAUSE I'M QUITE CERTAIN YOU'RE NOT AN SHITHEAD-MAN (OR LADY) TRYING TO STEAL MONEY FROM ME!! HOORAY FOR COMMERCE!! LET ME KNOW WHAT THE NEXT STEP IS, AND I'LL HAPPILY GIVE YOU ALL OF MY BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION!! I'M SAVING UP TO BUY A NEW CAPS-LOCK KEY (MINE IS CLEARLY BROKEN, SO SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING), SO YOUR EMAIL CAME AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME!!! BUT, TO BE HONEST, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THE OPPORTUNITY, I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING EVERYTHING I TYPE!! FUCK YOU, NEIGHBORS!!! YOU'LL BE EVICTED ONCE I'M A ZILLIONAIRE!!! CHOO-CHOO!!! ALL ABOARD!! NEXT STOP, RICHTOWN!!!! SINCERELY, EATME VON FUCKYOURSELF P.S.- I'M TERRIBLY FAKE-SORRY ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE FAKE-LOSS. OH, AND THIS EMAIL JUST GAVE YOU AIDS. MY BAD. - Roscoe How to Make a Nigerian Money Scammer ...
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