I'm pretty sure I used to live near this grocery store. It had a dildo store next to it, so it's gotta be the same one.

Walter is a fucked up individual

I love the little happy faces next to black and cucumber XL

wait…Hamburger Helper PLUS all the ingredients to make Hamburger Helper without the Hamburger Helper?
(I'm getting dizzy just writing that)
Well, make sure to gas the car up, 'cause that'll be one heavy load to carry walking back home.
d=))

Sounds like it's gonna be a busy night!

The bondage gear I understand. But *HAMBURGER HELPER*?!?! These are some sick sick people.

I should write this list for my bf to scare him.

well don't you feel stupid when you get all the way home and say to yourself “Damn it!! Forgot the nipple clamps again!!”

cigarettes? gross.

I always forget the double headed dildo if I don't write it down.

I have been trying to tell the people at Thriftway to start carrying sex toys for years now.

Wasn't this from the Onion some years ago??

Walter needs Preparation H AND an XL butt plug…

Sadly, I live in Seattle. Oh, the people around here…

Betcha $1,000,000 she forgets the cock ring. You can just see it. She's handing out goodies to everybody. Walter is checking out his new toys. And one guy will be all like “Is that everything? Where's my cock ring? Oh I don't believe this shit! I ask for one lousy cock-ring and you forget it! I knew I shoulda just gone myself!”

Preparation H (for Walter)
Butt-plug for Walter (XL/black) Coincidence? I think not.

Two dildos AND and extra-large cucumber? This girl likes to have options.