1,000 spankings
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/us...
Remember that 8-year-old boy who murdered his father? Turns out he kept a tally recording each time he was spanked and vowed to kill his father after the one thousandth smack. Let this be a lesson to parents: ONLY SPANK YOUR CHILD 999 TIMES!

