Fuck brussel sprouts and fuck caps lock.

What is up with the shitty, snarky, desperately unfunny comments under each of these pictures?

I love everything about this post. Good work!

I know every-time I see a beautiful woman, I go into a catatonic state.

I got stuck on question # 5.

Yesssss. You got: Sandra Lee You’re a crusader, working tirelessly to defend the common man and his right to celebrate Kwanzaa. You believe in the power of edible glitter. You’re focused on maintaing a svelte physique through tireless training in the ancient martial art of Zumba. You’re most compatible with Paula Deen and Rachael Ray. Watch out for Guy Fieri.

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about this? Don’t newborns grab at stuff all the time?

I learned that it’s okay to suddenly snap out of it mid-buzzfeed-post and instead ‘x’ out the window.

Soooo, basically just buy some cake or sweet treat and stuff it in a jar then tape a spoon to the jar? Got it! :D

#22 I’m not so sure that’s a nap…

*siiiiiiigh* <3 <3 <3

Everything about this post is adorable. <3 <3 <3

Amen to that. Lochte-who?

I bet she’s the kind of woman who loves her kid and wants to make him a balanced meal that is fun to eat so that he actually eats it. MAKES ME SICK!

Hell yeah, Octopus sister/brother :D

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Ah, good point! You win :)

Oh no, now I can’t unsee this!

Since when was eating “poop” less gross than eating “vagina”?

#27 <3 <3