Very good plan, indeed.

I saw one written for 'Cube' that went something along the lines of “Tension times excitement multiplied by horror plus death.” Le wat now?

Oh god, I cannot TELL you how maddeningly awful the Comcast guide writing has been since they updated the software. What's sad is the guide upgrade itself isn't even that good (figured it would be a lot better, or those cheap shits would finally replace the older hardware in the reclaimed Time Warner areas). But yeah, why the FUCK they chose the new guide writing company that they did, where they had punchy oped bullshit to the show descriptions as opposed to the old one is beyond me. It's pretty stupid.

Too bad the writer didn't know the difference between “hole up” and “hold up.”

Fearnet on demand has the funniest movie descriptipns.