10 Trends That Need To Die

These things can go away.

1. YouTube videos produced by Patrice Wilson

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As if Rebecca Black's "Friday" wasn't enough...we get this nowhere-near-racist gem, "Chinese Food." "Performed" by 12-year-old Alison Gold, it already has 5,245,422 views and counting. I can't.

2. Celebrities losing their baby weight five minutes after giving birth

Pregnancy. You're doing it wrong.

3. Salt Life Decals

So when's the last time you went fishing? Surfing? Yeah, that's what I thought.

4. "That's SO sick!"

If I hear one more person describe something as being "sick..."

5. That bit of ass cheek that hangs out the bottom of short shorts.

When did this become an acceptable thing?

6. Pumpkin Spice Everything

Really? Can we please reserve this for lattes, beer and candles?

7. TWERKING

Need I say more?

8. Tiny Purses

You're not foolin' anyone, ladies...

9. Stiletto Nails

Talons much? Gross.

10. Greek Yogurt

What's that, you say? You can't live without your Chooobani? It's the best thing evarrrr, you say? No, but seriously. It's yogurt, y'all.