1. YouTube videos produced by Patrice Wilson
As if Rebecca Black’s “Friday” wasn’t enough…we get this nowhere-near-racist gem, “Chinese Food.” “Performed” by 12-year-old Alison Gold, it already has 5,245,422 views and counting. I can’t.
2. Celebrities losing their baby weight five minutes after giving birth
Pregnancy. You’re doing it wrong.
3. Salt Life Decals
So when’s the last time you went fishing? Surfing? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
4. “That’s SO sick!”
If I hear one more person describe something as being “sick…”
5. That bit of ass cheek that hangs out the bottom of short shorts.
When did this become an acceptable thing?
6. Pumpkin Spice Everything
Really? Can we please reserve this for lattes, beer and candles?
Need I say more?
8. Tiny Purses
You’re not foolin’ anyone, ladies…
9. Stiletto Nails
Talons much? Gross.
10. Greek Yogurt
What’s that, you say? You can’t live without your Chooobani? It’s the best thing evarrrr, you say? No, but seriously. It’s yogurt, y’all.