Ronnie & Sammi: Divorce Court
Snooki: Celebrity Rehab
Pauly D: Cast member on Scrappers
JWOWW: Spokesperson for Puke Breath Be Gone
Angelina: Garbage Woman
Vinny: Supreme Court Justice
The Situation: President of the United States
We’re all gonna die.
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