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The Best of SEOLOL

If you've ever wondered if someone, somewhere, knows that you once googled “Bulimic Emo Chronic Mastorbator“…we have your answer: Yes, SEOLOL knows. The following are all real things that people have searched for on the internet.

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  • 3. Lobster Fights

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  • 7. Unicorn Bereavement

  • 8. Hermit Crab Addiction

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  • stylecaster thinks The Best of SEOLOL is LOL  about a year ago ×
  • I thought this was going to be about Korea.

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  • The best one is “how to kill a monkey with a wet paper towel”.

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  • Yeah laugh it up. Hermit crab addiction ha ha ha. It's real funny until it happens to you.

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    a year ago
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  • From the FAQ: Why are you doing this? My coworkers got tired of me sending them IMs saying, “Dude, you'll never guess the search query I just came across. I've got two words for you: Turtle Hypnosis.” Shit, I've been found out.

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