Now where in God's name did I leave my loupe?

i was disappointed at first when i clicked on the large link and saw “access denied”, but then i remembered john mayer is a douchbag, so it's all good.

instead of tl;dnr—ts;cnr. (too small; could not read.)
Bigger anywhere at all?

It seems as if Mariah Carey has a beard.

tl;dr :(