he’s really good with chalkboards and magnets.

We love to hate him. That’s gotta count for something.

Glenn Beck is only the second most dangerously influential idiot in America today. (Since it’s do something nice day, I won’t tell you WHO the biggest threat to American sanity is. I wouldn’t want to be the “first dude” to upset all the “hockey moms” out there, you betcha.)

He was an extra in Cheers.

He somehow managed to pull off a clash of a Salmon-coloured dress shirt, a blue patterned tie, and a black suit. Yes, I am homosexual. WERK IT!

Also he’s never broken into my house, stabbed me with a rusty pipe, killed an alligator on my lawn, or dropped a piano on my dog. And for that I’m grateful.

He looks like a little kid. Like you should just give him a cookie and tell him to go play outside.

GLENN BECK CURED MY LEPROSY! …by putting a band-aid on it.

He’s retained his baby fat exceptionally well.

no one can troll the rednecks of america better than he does. NO ONE.

He’s a mormon, which shows that he must have a sense of humour.

Congratulations on overcoming your alcoholism. That takes a lot of courage.

BEST… TROLL…. EVER!!!!!

If he died and no one found him for days, his cats wouldn’t starve.

Glenn Beck can fake cry better than any other man.

he’s not a bigot or hate mongerer.. wait. that’s wrong. hold on, i can come up with something.
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he does a great job of raising awareness of psychotic episodes by demonstration.

I’m thinking, I’m thinking….wait…he has such nice….hair….