Neither is Nickleback.

the Chloe Turtle Unit has disbanded. sigh.

Sad Turtle is sad he does not have a plush children’s toy book

He’s still sad about the way Y.A. Tittle went out.

Here, I’ll take a stab at this. Sad Turtle loved another turtle once. That other turtle made her very happy, but one day he said he was going on a vacation and never came back. Feeling like a shell of her former self (pun intended) Sad Turtle soon after became very ill and suffered by herself for many months. Even though Sad Turtle knew that she had an incurable condition, she kept smiling. In the past, Sad Turtle was always there to help other turtles out in their time of need, but was very surprised to find out that very few turtles were willing to do the same for her. But Sad Turtle continued to do nice things because more turtles in this world need to smile. Sad Turtle thinks that making turtles happy is the most important thing one can do, even when the same turtles make her cry.  Sometimes when Sad Turtle is very lonely she looks at herself in the mirror and pretends she has a friend. It’s a girl turtle, by the way. Short claws, short tail. Wistful expression makes me think she’s been in pain for some time.

with me?

something he was never meant to see.

what you talking about turtle

This is Ground Control to Major Turtle,
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Turtle?

:(

Sad turtle is wondering whyyyyyyyy?

Sad Turtle is sad that Grayson is stealing Bieber’s thunder. :(

There lots of photoshops of this image today. Has it become a meme? I could live with a new turtle meme.