This reminds me of a news story I wrote about on my old blog one time in 2005. The link to the original story is dead, but here is what I wrote: “What has the world come to, when a man can't strangle to death the animal he was having sex with? What bothers me about this whole this is not that he strangled the goat, but for the fact that it wasn't his goat! Also that it wasn't the first time to happen in the area in the last three months. I love how they explain that a man, suspected of sorcery of all things, was found having sex with a sheep, and witnesses claim he also had sex with a Dog earlier in the day. Man, that Sorcerer gets around.” Strangely, trying to find a link to the original news story turned up another news story from 2009 where a man had sex with a goat, and then strangled it…