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    What does this mean?

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    You really can’t tell anyone else this?

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    Stupid!

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    Really? The Courtyard Marriot? Not even like, the Four Seasons?

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    You’ve put just a little bit too much thought into this.

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    Also, not a secret.

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    Um. This. This. This. And This.

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    Uh…wut?

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    Hipster.

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    To be fair, this one is an understandable thing to keep secret. But there are definitely more valid reasons to regret watching Pearl Harbor.

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    Some secrets are really just better kept to yourself. Gross.