Original text: “If only all of Rome had just one neck.” …56 translations later we get: “Rome on the floor.”

Original text: “I like big butts and I cannot lie ” …56 translations later we get: “Interesting”

“how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood” …56 translations later we get: “Vietnamese wood kk mamoramamora.”

“I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go.” …30 translations later we get: “Secretary-General Kofi Annan, Jacques. I must not lose.” Give us a thumbs up on Facebook.

Original text: “In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days” …56 translations later we get: “Finally. Uesutofiraderufia.”

Original text: “I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, grab my glasses, I’m out the door, I’m going to hit the city. Before I leave, I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, because when I leave for the night, I’m not coming back.” …50 translations later we get: “Riunerugemu dad, I see the city. Brush, bottle of Jack at night, will get an error”

Original text: “Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker” 56 Translations later: “Kennedy good boat” I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!! Ha!

“fucking magnets, how do they work?” …56 translations later we get: “So stupid.”

“A black bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door, ate two pears and a bunch of grapes, took a drink from the family fishbowl and grabbed a stuffed bear on its way out the door.” …56 translations later we get: “Black, New hampshire, door, doors reality 02:02, wine, liquor, with the door open to ideas”

“Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made of stars.”
…56 translations later we get:
“The drugs.”

“I haven’t failed, I’ve just found ten thousand ways that don’t work.” …56 translations later we get: “10-00002 victory 10/01”

This one seems to have reported the context instead of a translation. Original text: “I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden. I’m just not giving it up for fucking nothing.” …56 translations later we get: “Friends do not know.”

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” …56 translations later we get: “‘It was me, I want to die Peacefully,’ he said. “

“Blue streak speeds by, Sonic the Hedgehog. Too fast for the naked eye, Sonic the Hedgehog.” …56 translations later we get: “Blue line USA in patients with stone elephant”

“meow meow meow meow. meow meow meow meow. meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.” …56 translations later we get: “Uma Uma Uma Uma Uma Uma Uma Uma filled filled filled filled filled filled house snake.” uhhhhh wtf.

Original text: “Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me, you can’t get fooled again.” …56 translations later we get: “Salahku again .. Salah blame my humiliation.” Still has pretty much the same effect.