The 14 Most Necessary Things Currently Being Sold At ModCloth

This quirky online retailer stocks more than just corrugated cardboard unicorns. They also sell some sweet must-haves like pizza crewnecks and terrifying things for my cat. But, I don't have a cat.

1. A Melting Clock That Reminds You Of How Little You've Achieved

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Going straight after those post-grads as they hit their existential I'm Running Out Of Time crisis.

2. Dead Dino Book

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Nothing like reading about death and loneliness, amirite?

3. A Toilet Paper Holder That Looks Like A Camera

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Because we're already 'gramming from the bathroom anyway. You know all #ootds are getting uploaded right from the loo.

4. Random Crap Carry-All To Hold Your Random Crap

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OK so this one is actually kind of brillz.

5. Narwhal Screwdriver Set

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Wait, what?

6. Pink Limbless Barbie Wedges (Yes, Really)

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Where are all the bodies, tho? Who cares -- I'm an 8 1/2, are these true to size?

7. Most Extreme Hey, Girl RyGos Shirt Possibly Ever

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I can't.

8. Anchor-Printed Pet Collar

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OK, now the party's starting.

9. 1965 VW Blowup Tent Meant To Look Like The Real Thing

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No bullsh*t. I want this.

10. A Very Small Bag of Plastic Cats

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Wasn't entirely sure what one would do with a very small bag of plastic cats, but then I found this tutorial. Evidently there are 3 things.

11. An Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow That's Weirdly Long

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If ice cream sandwiches are your steeze, you'll be happy to know they also carry a pool floatie version. Double down.

12. Bright Red Sleeping Seperates For Your Cat

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You already know I'm gonna say it, so I'm just gonna say it. OK, I'm saying it. The cat's pajamas. Also, should I point out the cat in the room? That guy looks mis.

13. Junk Food Dreams But In Sweatshirt Form

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Want. Need. Now. Also, that VW tent from above. Haven't forgotten about that guy.

14. A Dress Covered In Cats And Ice Cream. Also Teacups.

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The future is meow.

DISCLAIMER: I work at ModCloth, but don't worry. No one expects anything better from me anyway.