Chris Jones made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Jan 20! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Chris Jones's account to make one post each, in which case Chris Jones should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Chris Jones! Here's to 50 more!
Chris Jones has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 21! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Chris Jones has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Sep 16! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Chris Jones has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Nov 10! More people have looked at Chris Jones's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)