27. …but we know a lot of people like her.
Actual Long Islanders!
26. We love Diners and judge them by the length of their menus.
25. We don’t all talk like Amy Fisher, Joey Buttafuoco, or the Coffee Talk “lady”…
23. When we tell a Brooklynite we are from Long Island they do this…
18. …and we can drink on it!
P.S. West Egg was a fictional town on Long Island, boom!
17. Only we know what and where this is. Just not sure WHY this is.
16. Long Island has better bagels than the city. There, I said it.
15. The more a Long Islander makes fun of you, the more they like you.
And if you’re an idiot and didn’t already know, Lindsay Lohan is from Long Island. (See what I did there?)