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Take it from the kind warrior Timothy Treadwell: don't fuckin play with bears.
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what a dumb bitch. if i was a polar bear, i would have sat on her.
Perfect example of stupid f-ing hippies! She's lucky that the polar bear is smarter than her. At least the bear only took a lil' nibble. The bear probably realized that she was a vegan and didn't waste his time eating her. Not enough meat on her bones. Mostly Trans Fats. Why do the innocent die horrible deaths and the morons(like this genius) always get away with their miserable, pathetic lives?
Delusional Woman Apprehended in Den Invasion. (Berlin) Polar bears were shocked today when a human invaded their gated community, creating havoc and frightening the cubs. “I couldn't believe it! It was terrifying,” stated Vera P Bear. Her partner, Herbert P Bear, stated that, at first, he thought the human had been dropped in as an Easter present, so he became confused when the would-be chew toy started screaming and thrashing about. “Kinda spoiled the party,” stated Herbert. The bears are reported to be resting quietly as counselors help them deal with their PTSD. Film at 11:00.
Perfect example of evolution at work!
Stupid person doesn't have enough sense to avoid dangerous animals-stupid person dies
The human species as a whole is improved!
I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION
As a former zoo worker. That bear now has to be taken out of the exhibit and given a battery of tests. That woman could have a disease and pass it to the bear once he drew blood from the bite.
It's a polar bear - Did she forget that while climbing over the fence or swimming in the water? - Definitely crazy.
shouldn't the headline be 'Polar Bear attacked by Insane Woman'?
I just hope they don't punish the polar bear…
fat people and zoos are both gross.
Darwinism strikes again, what a stupid move on her part.
damn, that lady's got it all figured out.
Stories like this are always unsatisfying. Shouldn't the morons involved be compelled to explain exactly what they were thinking so that the rest of us can be amused?
here she is wading towards the bears moments before they attacked her. She seems happy.
Thanks Amelia….I can't imagine what she was thinking!!
This lady is all sorts of crazy.
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