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    Why Being A Knicks Fan Is Worse Than Getting Poison Ivy

    Concrete jungle where dreams are destroyed.

    1. Never having draft picks.

    2. Because we trade picks for players like this.

    I mean, look at this.

    vine.co

    Former #1 pick y'all.

    3. Or our pick just isn't high enough.

    4. On the rare occasion we DO have a draft pick, we await the lottery like this.

    5. But knowing we'll probably hate our pick anyway.

    6. Free agency isn't really our thing either.

    7. We're pretty bad at trades too.

    8. This is all your fault Isiah.

    9. Your fault too, Dolan.

    10. Our recent coaches have been.... um....

    PRETTY UNSUCCESSFUL.

    11. But hey at least they didn't quit via fax.

    12. And our team's defense is ~unparalleled~

    13. It's almost shameful to watch.

    14. But listening to this man every night makes it SO MUCH BETTER.

    15. Knowing that this man...

    16. ....is on the verge of having one more championship than this man.

    17. And understanding the complete and utter agony of a finger roll.

    18. And the agony of a Tim Duncan.

    19. Never being able to enjoy Honey Nut Cheerios ever again.

    20. But taking complete joy in this.

    21. Hey, we gotta keep hope alive somehow.

    22. Because we'll eventually be good, right?

    23. RIGHT???

    24. One day.