1. Sorry, Kris Jenner, but Dina is the ORIGINAL "momager."
2. Meaning we'll get an inside look at the riveting, sometimes bilingual, mind of daughter Lindsay Lohan.
3. And everyone knows, Lindsay Lohan = ratings gold.
4. You know what else is gold? Dina's CURRENT dramz with RHONY star Ramona Singer.
APPARENTLY, Ramona Singer refused to pose with Dina at a Memorial Day party. This storyline could easily take up six episodes.
5. In fact, Dina is no stranger to drama, period.
6. She's even feuded with other Bravo TV mavens.
7. And is well versed in the all-important Real Housewives staple of Twitter wars.
@DrPhil You should be ashamed of yourself. What kind of man takes advantage of a woman @her most vulnerable state? YOU are the fraud.
Lindsay tweeted this after her mother's disastrous interview with Dr. Phil.
8. She can bond with other Housewives as they all engage in futile attempts to make their children stars!
9. And bond over legal troubles!
10. And talk shit about each other's ex-husbands!
11. And like other Housewives, she somehow manages to get front-row seats at fashion shows.
12. (Second row still counts, right?)
13. But let's keep it 100. With Dina Manzo gone, the Real Housewives franchise is in dire need of a blonde queen named Dina to reign supreme.
I rest my case.
