Sometimes, professors' timing is reaaally awkward.
#ThingsMyProfessorSays I was just telling my class how much I like phone sex, then you called
Or they confess just a bit more than they should.
"I want to kick him in the shins just to see what happens" @susanmthomson #thingsmyprofessorsays #pcon301
We hope so too RT @Morgan_Murphy12: "I hope these graphics make sense, I drew them years ago when I was on drugs" #thingsmyprofessorsays
They do give sound advice, sometimes.
When something originally sounds like a good idea but it is not, it usually involves beer. #thingsmyprofessorsays
"You should sit down next to the most smelly, disgusting person in class, so you're not tempted to talk." #thingsmyprofessorsays
"go home ladybug, you're drunk." #thingsmyprofessorsays
...because they just want you to be prepared!
"This might be a jerry springer video so get ready if it is." #ThingsMyProfessorSays
But mostly, they're just downright weird.
Awko taco with a side of guaco. #thingsmyprofessorsays
We still love our professors anyway.
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