From a guy I BRIEFLY dated (as in barely) in college:
“Your rack is amazing, but your stomach could use some work…are you sure you’re on the track team?” Yes, I run on the track team, and yes I’m a little bigger than a lot of track runners (I freaking weigh under 130lb! Dodged a bullet with this guy.) and working in tech support:
“Can you grab one of the guys in the back to see why my phone contacts won’t transfer from my old [completely shattered and destroyed] phone to my new one?” Um excuse me? I am certified in repairing mobile phones, and I can assure you, this shattered phone screen is not helping so the components inside seem to be jeopardized.