This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jun 1, 2015The Definitive Ranking Of "Harry Potter" Characters By Penis SizeNot everyone can boast 9 and 3/4.by RalphJonesCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail *Please be aware that the measurements we are discussing here pertain to the penises in their erect (i.e. "turgid") state.* 14. Dobby -- 1.3 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Voldemort -- 2.2 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Harry Potter -- 2.2 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Mad-Eye Moody -- 2.8 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Ron -- 3.7 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Fred Weasley -- 4.2 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Draco Malfoy -- 4.8 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Buckbeak -- 6.3 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Argus Filch -- 8.4 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Dudley Dursley -- 10 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Rubeus Hagrid -- 11.2 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Severus Snape -- 12.6 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Neville Longbottom -- 17.5 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. Albus Dumbledore -- 27.6 inches Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF