“If a man sells his daughter as a female slave, she is not to go free as the male slaves do.”
Exodus 21:7 “As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are round about you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their families that are with you, who have been born in your land; and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you, to inherit as a Possession for ever.”
Leviticus 25:44–46 “If a man is found sleeping with another man’s wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die.”
Deuteronomy 22:22  OK, your turn again!

Actually #3 DOES make fun of the Koran (though in passing while calling it and the Book of Mormon both superior works to the Bible).  Now I can tell from your comments that you’re a religious scholar, but maybe you need to hit the books again — the Torah is actually made up of the first 5 books of the Old Testament, which is pretty much the brunt of most of these joke reviews. So this is actually one giant list ridiculing the Torah. Nice try though

Needs more shirtless uncle.

This sort of hectoring b!tchiness is pretty much standard for personal ads in the gay world….Sadly….

“This morning, when a gunman opened fire outside the Empire State Building, leaving two dead and ten others injured.” Well, no. Actually the gunman only killed one person. The other dead person (the gunman) and all the injured people were shot by the police. Maybe we New Yorkers are trying to go about our The men and women entrusted with our safety didn’t have enough respect to pause when shooting innocence bystanders — so why should the woman going to her therapist act differently when faced with these trigger-happy jerks?

#9 — yeah, I’d hit it.

Gotta pay for the kid’s college somehow, amirite Julianne?

Did that bus enter this photo forcibly or legitimately?

Hot damn! Who is that turtle wrangler? He can measure me any time….

You’re both right. God touches their belly button and then the stork comes down on angel’s wings to bring you the baby while killing Muslims and gays with his beak on the way down.