I'm not sure if her face or his sac looks more wrinkled

Worse fucking call ever. I would have actually wanted to see if a human could get a a fuzzy green tennis ball down the throat.

Um, it was a 2 year old. You don't have the right to touch another human being. Its assault, and his old ass prolly couldn't hear without the assistance of a hearing aid anyhow.

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