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    Melbourne Cup Day Disasters

    What are the odds that you drink too much, fall over, make a fool of yourself, snog a stranger, upset your boss, snog your boss, lose all your money, hurt yourself and get arrested. It's a race that stops a nation and in Melbourne you even get the day off work to put a bet on and get drunk. That's why Australia is the greatest country on earth. Heaps more hilarious photos here http://bit.ly/SHnCGo