What are the odds that you drink too much, fall over, make a fool of yourself, snog a stranger, upset your boss, snog your boss, lose all your money, hurt yourself and get arrested.
It’s a race that stops a nation and in Melbourne you even get the day off work to put a bet on and get drunk.
That’s why Australia is the greatest country on earth.
Heaps more hilarious photos here http://bit.ly/SHnCGo
Kylie has decided to out do Lady Gaga in the bum flashing stakes and has bared her ass for the whole world to see.
How much do you pay for pizza? Would you pay $100?
If it had lobster, smoked salmon, caviar and gourmet cheese you might.
If you live near Forrestfield in Western Australian you can get your hands on this world famous pizza. I’ve tried it, it tastes expensive.
Although after 10 beers maybe Dominoes tastes just as good.
He looks like him she looks like her. They look like it. Here a heap of celebrities separated at birth.
Robert got a permanent One Direction tattoo to win his sick little brother tickets to see One Direction.
Watch him get the tattoo here