#9 no patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

“I feel bad for the two young guys, they did what most people in their situation would have done.” For some reason I get the feeling that this guy has raped a drunk girl before.

“be they’re number 1 fan” “keep in mind your more important…” and the stereotype continues

I hope Max is gay, he is incredibly hot! (corrected)

basically every beyonce song for me

There is a special place in hell for all the network executives that cancel good shows.

that first one basically said it all

what’s sad is that i was totally fantasizing about that cake throughout the whole video

I’d take Paul Rudd in a potato sack for all i care

I actually really like her as a person from what I’ve seen. The Taylor Swift thing and a couple of interviews but I just really really hate her music.

only jealous of her because she got to touch jake gyllenhaal in both an elbow to shoulder kind of way and probably sexually… but mostly sexually

no truer words have been spoken

Better make that money now boys. Never know when the tweens are gonna move on to something else.

so… this is a thing now? oh and by the way, by ripoff you off you mean computer graphics circa 1993.