YouTube user Maikel Parets recently posted this video of tens of thousands of geese making their migration to British Columbia.
First, everything is real chill as he surveys the geese keeping a low profile on a baseball field, just shootin' the shit, talking about breadcrumbs.
That's when the wave of roughly 50,000 geese begins — and Parets gets reaaaaaal excited.
"Oh my god! Oh my god!" Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!" he yells as the gaggle nearly erases him from the planet.
And just as quickly as they arrived, they were gone — off to attend to their important geese business, such as terrifying children.
So what does Parets have to say about the momentous occurrence?
@NikeJacobson I was hoping I didn't get pooped on. That's all I could think about. I felt lucky to be spared by this event. Double gift.
maikel
@maikelparets
@NikeJacobson I was hoping I didn't get pooped on. That's all I could think about. I felt lucky to be spared by this event. Double gift.
@topnewstodayorg The feeling is amazing too! You feel the wind in your face and all you can hope for is to be spared of all the poop!
maikel
@maikelparets
@topnewstodayorg The feeling is amazing too! You feel the wind in your face and all you can hope for is to be spared of all the poop!
@flammtap @globeandmail thank you. It was hard, all I kept thinking and hoping was not to get pooped on! Lol
maikel
@maikelparets
@flammtap @globeandmail thank you. It was hard, all I kept thinking and hoping was not to get pooped on! Lol
...Basically, lots of stuff about bird poop.
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(H/T Ryot)